“Gross. I felt violated and couldn’t help but laugh. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a hot girl.”
Neither can I, but this helps some. Violated, though? That’s an interesting take. Could it be that you’ve hit upon how women say they feel when the “wrong” man looks at them?
Also, good job in noting the things the women did when they wanted your attention. It goes to show how similarly silly the sexes can act when trying to “attract” each other.